when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
i think about this facebook group a lot
Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up
my dude not allowed to call me his “main chick” bc that insinuates that there is a side chick and there shall be-eth no bitch but I.
you ever think about mozzarella sticks and your hands start shaking
can you pass me the ke$hup
MY MOM JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK AFTER ASKING TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND AND IM GONNA THROW UP
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.